Boxed Water

 

Drink from the hose.

This is neat-o, but only if buying packaged water is a must. For most of us [and the earth] its probably most practical to just buy a water filter. I love the packaging though.

Someday, this will be in my possession.

Fully equipped with a musical horn, I sure hope so.

"With your U.S. Passport, the World is Yours!"

I've been crazy inspired lately, by the little things.

Parking Tickets and Yoga.

I loved morning yoga, and I put on an 8 tracks morning yoga playlist - wonderful. Maybe I'll attempt to take a class somewhere.

Thrifting = Sucess. [ Spent a grand total of $10.21 and I must say I'm pretty proud of the mustard colored bag I found]

Ate all raw foods for lunch- I'm considering to attempt this for a little while, but I want to ensure that I'll be able to commit.

After Open Mic Night, when I was walking to my car, I realized I never went back out to feed the meter. I freaked out when I saw I didn't have a ticket, but then I realized I was trying to open the door of a car not belonging to me. 2 cars down was the Red Bullet, with a ticket on his windshield.

Sadly there wasn't enough people at the gym to take a stab at the recreation of that video. [I guess not many people work out at 9:30 on a Friday night. Only me and another guy were bravin' it out.]

Mission.

mission
1.	a specific task or duty assigned to a person or group of people: their mission was to irrigate the desert
2.	a person's vocation (often in the phrase mission in life )

Tomorrow's Ambitions;

1) Get outta bed on time without convincing myself that a half day of school is a waste of time

[Even though it most definitely is]

2) Morning Yoga

3) To walk from the parking lot to school without fuming the entire time about how every single person at Appleton West High School CAN NOT park.

[Seriously, I'm going to print those fliers to teach them how to park, they contain very simple vocabulary and include pictures- so they might actually work.]

4) Make it through math class without the desire to punch my "teacher" in the face.

[Most likely not even manageable.] 

5) Persuade 3 other people at the gym to do this with me:

6) Get in some good thriftin' at the N E W thrift shop.

7) Open Mic Night at Harmony

[Goody, Goody- Eddie's playin']

8) Finally, In Conclusion, Lastly

Ultimately

sleep well.

[Doubtful considering this hasn't happened in at least a month]

New.

Brand Spankin' New.

I made 'em just for the studio.

Now it's time for me to get sewin'.

Dearest Bernie.

I owe you an apology,

Because my grammie really did steal those lightbulbs.

And when I confronted her about it (which happened to be at church)

She claimed that she "just took them".

In my sister's procession is a picture of my not so innocent grammie holding the lightbulbs, and flashing a peace sign.

What's next, What's next?

Someday I'll fly, Someday I'll soar.

I'm sure of it.

I think.

I hope so.

I can try.

Moats & Boats & Waterfalls, Allyways & Pay Phone Calls.

The Chins.

This is what happens when we have a homework party.

Whatta Bargain, Whatta Steal.

Favorite Tshirt in my Possession

 

This one goes out to Jennifer!

I'm gonna try this; Only on a mini scale.

Love Me Some H&M

Until we meet again.

Ryan has a Youtube Site.

Consisting only of videos of me.

Why did I just find this out?

It's Official.

of·fi·cial
[uh-fish-uhl]
–noun
1.
a person appointed or elected to an office or charged with certain duties.

–adjective
2.
of or pertaining to an office or position of duty, trust, or authority: official powers.
3.
authorized or issued authoritatively: an official report.
4.
holding office.
5.
appointed or authorized to act in a designated capacity: an official representative.
6.
(of an activity or event) intended for the notice of the public and performed or held on behalf of officials or of an organization; formal: the official opening of a store.
7.
Pharmacology . noting drugs or drug preparations that are recognized by and that conform to the standards of the United States Pharmacopeia or the National Formulary.

Rainy Days

This umbrella makes me crave the rain.
I considered buying it, but I realized I wouldn't ever want it to get wet.

You Ruined Bones for Me.

Dave the Passport Man Said I Can't Smile.

I went to the post office,

to get my passport. I had all my papers, I was fully equipped.

Dave the passport man was just who I needed.

He was the man, thee postal worker, complete with a flag pin attached to his tie.

When it was time for the picture, I plopped down on the chair and smiled.

"Oh no. It's better if you don't smile."

So I got all serious.

"Oh, no you can't frown either."

I attempted to make a straight line with my mouth, bazinga! That's what ole' Davey wanted.

I asked Dave if he liked his job.

He made a face, "It could be way worse, the people I work with are nice though. Just study hard in school. I hope I've managed to dance around your question."

Poor Dave.

A fellow co-worker dropped off a money return, Dave shouts "Whatta ya want me to do with that?"

Oh Dave.

When all was said and done, or at least I thought, Dave said he needed to show Shelley my passport papers to insure that all of "the t's are crossed". 

He returned saying "Shelley says you look like Taylor--Something. I'm not to involved with pop culture, So I have no clue."

Good ole Davey, the passport man.

Confession Time

It was all my fault.

Various Month-O-March Ambitions:

• Stop using plastic bags - this one has almost tricked me a few times already...the Target cashier undoubtedly believes that I am berserk as a result of me shrieking "NOOOO" after she hands me the plastic bag.

• This week I'm cutting out the sweets. Just as a challenge. I had to leave my newly received Girl Scout Cookies in the car because they won't quit singing my name. Silly singing cookies.

• Remember to feed Moondust and Milonakis- I need to quit passively channeling my anger towards them. RIP Muse.

• Wrap up the varying creations I have recently started and abandoned. 

I will have two more aspirations soon (I don't like that there's only four. I hate 4's, and evens, and any number that's not a multiple of three.)

Bird Mirrors

Fliers Found, Bazinga!

If somehow these end up on all cars parked on Badger, be assured wasn't me.

B.C

"Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place"

Rape Whistle

'Betty, I know you stole my lightbulbs'

Bernie; Yous a sick-o.

Consuming

Muse Died

They are triplets no more.

One fish

Two fish

Red fish

Blue fish

'The Perks Of Being A Wallflower'

"I don't want to start thinking again. Not like I have this last week. I can't think again. Not ever again.
I don't know if you've ever felt like that. That you wanted to sleep for a thousand years. Or just not exist. Or just not be aware that you do exist. Or something like that. I think wanting that is very morbid, but I want it when I get like this. That's why I'm trying not to think. I just want it all to stop spinning."

Pretzel M&M's

“You actually had it right in the first place. Once again, you’ve fallen for one of my classic pranks. BAZINGA!"